I have just written-and posted!-3000 words of Aladdin/Mozenrath sex pollen fic.

More on this after I decide whether I can look myself in the eye or not.

(For the curious, it's here at my writing journal, anomylic. Also, the whole thing is mostly lukadron's doing, bless her.)

Oh my god, you guys, my first English assignment of the year is to write a 700-word essay about corporal punishment and caning.

This is just one in a very long list of items detailing how fandom has RUINED ME FOREVER.